I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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