Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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