i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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