You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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