People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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