When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
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