Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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