it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
