Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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