my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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