Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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