This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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