I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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