You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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