I need help removing her.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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