I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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