love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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