I think I am morally bankrupt
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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