brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I wish I could punch you in the face.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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