Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I pour the whiskey from now on
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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