I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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