Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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