Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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