You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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