Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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