I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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