After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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