Non-Jews are for practice
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
