I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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