How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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