So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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