Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
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After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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