Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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