Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i just google imaged poop.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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