I am puke
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
