I feel great
I just peed on a car
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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