just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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