Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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