Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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