I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
We are all done wearing pants today
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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