its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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