Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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