he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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