yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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