I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
