Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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