u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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