Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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