Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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