What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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