I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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