I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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