But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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