oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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